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WHITE POINTER SHARK PICTURE

Double click to enlarge this fabulous image by Terry Goss (2006)

http://en.wikipedia.org

IF  SHARKS  COULD   TALK

Great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken
ship.
“Follow me, son.”  the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to
the mass of  people.
“First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins
showing.”

And  they did.”Well  done, son! Now we swim around them a few more times
with all of our fins showing.”

And they did. “Now we eat everybody.”

And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, “Dad, why didn’t we just eat them
all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?

His wise  father replied, “because they taste better without the shit
inside!”

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